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Sacha Baron Cohen – Dead Man Walking?


Sacha Baron Cohen deserves a certain amount of credit for being someone who is fearless. And when people make a living out of doing outrageous things, sometimes they cross lines that probably should never have been crossed.

Cohen (aka Borat) met Ryan Seacrest on the red carpet of last night’s Oscars Awards and carried what he jokingly said was an urn containing the ashes of the former North Korean dictator Kim Jong-il.

You can see the video here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhAg0COnqds

Regardless of how someone feels about the deceased North Korean dictator, this kind of stunt was either incredibly courageous or unbelievably stupid. I’m voting for the latter.

It’s one thing to make fun of a benign country like Kazakhstan as Cohen did in “Borat”.

But it’s an entirely different story to make fun in such a tasteless way about the former dictator of a country whose leaders have shown the willingness and ability to snatch up people off the streets of Japan and ferry them to North Korea.

I’m sure that North Korean officials are steaming about this, and to be honest, I think that South Koreans are not happy about it either. Take an urn with Korean letters on it (which accurately spelled his name), put a picture of a Korean guy on it, and then on national TV, do what Cohen did, and Koreans (North and South) will be angry.

It’s kind of like if someone in India did the same type of stunt but used an urn with ashes supposed to represent an American like President Harry Truman. Not everyone in the U.S. liked him, but the fact is that he was our President.

And every successful comedian and businessman knows that it’s critical to know one’s audience. I think that Cohen kind of forgot that certain North Koreans would be watching his stunt.

It wouldn’t surprise me in the least if North Korean officials decide to relocate Sacha Cohen: to the afterlife.

I hope that we don’t hear of his death, but I can’t shake the feeling that we are now looking at a “dead man walking”.

For Women – 10 Ways You Know that Your Guy Is a Loser!


Women, we love ya! It’s that simple. And sometimes the problem is that you don’t love yourself enough, and at other times you love yourself too much. That’s just a guy’s perspective.

Let’s focus on the not loving yourself enough because it’s the more dangerous issue. At the start, I’m going to say that listening to a woman tell you how to know that your man is a loser is kind of like asking a car mechanic you don’t know if there’s something wrong with your car: there’s a bit of bias in the answer you’ll hear.

If the woman giving the advice has been badly hurt from a previous relationship, it’s tough for her to gain enough separation to give balanced advice. And guess what? As a guy, I wouldn’t completely trust any advice about relationships coming from some guy who has been divorced a few times. So, it’s not a gender thing. It’s just reality.

As a guy, I know I’m not perfect. It’s just a reality that I have to face. And one thing that I was very very lucky about is that my mother started teaching me certain lessons a long time ago. At the top of the list is this: always keep your promises. That’s the reason why I still have never had a cup of coffee. I made a promise to her when I was 5 years old that I wouldn’t drink coffee until I got married. The reasons are for a later post.

But the point is that I learned a lot from my mother about how to treat a woman. That doesn’t mean I’m the perfect guy. No, I make mistakes like other guys. But there are certain lines that separate guys who are complete losers from the rest of the male population. And ladies, this information is coming to you from a guy who has competed at some of the highest levels of athletic competition in two major sports. What a guy tells you and what he tells his buddies can sometimes be bewilderingly different. That’s why it’s important that you also screen his friends. I’m sure right now that my male friends are ready to kill me for giving up that tidbit.

So, to make your lives easier, I’ve compiled a list of major warning signs that your guy is a loser. If he has any of these qualities, you should immediately get out of the relationship or at least put a serious time limit on how long he has until he changes. I’m going to leave cheating on you out of this list because the dynamics of that topic have been talked about to death and also, as much as I hate the idea of cheating, I’m not completely convinced that cheating by either person in the relationship should immediately end the relationship.

Also, this list is only meant for heterosexual women. It’s not because I’m homophobic. But I recognize that a large percentage of gay men have a different perspective on life than the average heterosexual guy. That’s not saying it’s better or worse. I’m just saying that it’s different.

So, here are 10 ways that women can know that their guy is a loser:

1)  you work significantly harder than him.

2) he doesn’t make much money, but he’s incredibly happy to spend your money.

3) he doesn’t make any money, but he enjoys drinking alcohol or smoking cigarettes using your money.

4) he only compliments you when he wants something from you.

5) he has more facial products like anti-wrinkle creams than you.

6) he hits you.

7) he is excessively abusive in a verbal way.

8) he leaves you to do the vast majority of chores around the house, especially in terms of taking care of a child.

9) he doesn’t encourage you to learn.

10) he spends too much time talking about himself and talking about his day.

Let’s probe a bit more into why these things are so critical to the failure of your relationship:

1)  you work significantly harder than him.

Notice that I didn’t say, “You make more money than him.” We’re in the modern world and we just have the face the reality that there are more and more women making higher salaries. A guy who makes less money than you is not a problem. But if you’re busting your ass and your guy is sitting on the couch watching TV or playing video games all the time, then that’s going to burn a hole through you. The only time I’ve seen women able to suppress this incredibly destructive frustration is when they marry a younger guy. I guess then it becomes something of a trade-off. But for the rest of the female population, when a guy is not showing effort, that’s a guy worth leaving quickly.

2) he doesn’t make much money, but he’s incredibly happy to spend your money.

Let me tell you a story that kind of joins the first point and this one into one neat little bundle. I know someone who is fairly well-educated. He used to be a fairly hard-working guy until he married a medical doctor who earns quite a nice salary. He is a few years younger than her and he doesn’t make anywhere near what she makes. But, he found no problem spending enormous amounts of her money to buy a new home, and putting a big-screen TV in every room of the house. Also, he often buys designer clothes, wears them a few times, and then sends them to his brother who is about the same size. For a while, I couldn’t figure out why this really nice woman puts up with this guy’s behavior. But then the answer appeared: she is older than him and she desperately wanted to have a child because she was getting to the “danger zone” of advanced maternal age. So, she has accepted her position as being a “sugar mommy”. But in more common situations of the guy being older than the woman, ladies, you just shouldn’t stand for this kind of junk.

3) he doesn’t make any money, but he enjoys drinking alcohol or smoking cigarettes using your money.

Here’s another story. I know a guy who seems fairly nice. He doesn’t make any money because he’s finishing up his undergraduate career. Yet, he drinks a $40 bottle of red wine every night. For the sake of completeness, I should also tell you that he’s 35 years old, so he’s not exactly some wet-behind-the-ears kid. I met him while he was doing an internship in Boston (far away from his home in the South), and I asked him how he could drink wine while his wife was busy working and taking care of their 1-year-old child. He just looked at me and smiled, and he said, “Well, when you can get away with it, you do.”

I know another woman who worked hard to get into one of the best undergraduate schools in the U.S. When she entered as a freshman, she was 26. The problem is that her boyfriend, who comes from a relatively poor family, was studying in America with her and he made her pay for everything. In fact, when she decided to get a reasonably priced car so as not to put a financial strain on her parents, her idiotic boyfriend convinced her to get a fully equipped Mini Cooper. On top of that, he constantly used her money to buy alcohol and cigarettes. I guess love is blind, but it hurts when I see an intelligent woman have such an idiotic boyfriend.

4) he only compliments you when he wants something from you.

Ladies, I believe in love and romance. But as the relationship continues, you have to get past the “blindness” and notice what your guy is saying to you. If he just compliments you when he needs money or sex, then get away from him. That’s a relationship that’s just built on his gratification, not yours.

5) he has more facial products like anti-wrinkle creams than you.

You know that 35-year-old undergraduate student I was talking about earlier? Well, he uses 4 different kinds of soap and 3 different expensive anti-wrinkle creams. If a guy is so self-centered as to spend that kind of money (especially if it’s your money) on facial stuff, then that means he considers himself more important than you.

This isn’t the only time I’ve seen this. I’ve seen it plenty of times. And the funny thing is that I have never seen a relationship really work in the long-term where the guy is more concerned about his looks than you are about yours.

6) he hits you.

I should clarify this a bit. There are some female battleaxes out there who say that without exception all guys should get a “1-strike-and-you’re-out” policy. This is stupid. I have never hit a woman (except during karate training, and even then I took something off my punches and kicks), and I think that it is completely cowardly for a guy to hit a defenseless woman.

But what if the woman hits the guy first? What if the guy’s only way to defend himself is to hit the woman so that she stops?

The place I do completely draw the line is hitting a woman with a closed fist (unless she happens to be built like a professional wrestler). There is no excuse for that.

And the truth is that on rare occasions people lose complete control and do absolutely and ridiculously stupid things. Look at Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky.

Is it possible that a guy could become so enraged that he hits a woman once or twice (but not repeatedly)? What if he just found out that his girlfriend has been cheating on him with his best friend? I think that instead of a draconian rule that a single strike means you end the relationship with the guy, women need to do a quick evaluation which asks only two questions: a) did I physically abuse my guy first, and b) did I cheat on him or lose a lot of his money. Anything outside of those questions does not qualify a guy for getting a one-time pass to slap a woman.

And as far as hitting/slapping a woman on a repeated basis… Ladies, there is no justification for guys doing that. Absolutely none. A guy who hits a woman in a habitual manner is a guy who is poor protoplasm. Nothing you will do can make him change at all or quickly enough so that you don’t start losing body parts.

7) he is excessively and repeatedly abusive in a verbal way.

Again, modern society is a bit too strict about this. Verbal abuse happens all the time. It happens at work, it happens at home, it happens when you meet your friends.

The tough part is figuring out what constitutes “excessive verbal abuse”.

Ladies, if you do something incredibly stupid like cheat on your guy, then cut him a little slack if he yells at you. And the same is true when the shoe is on the other foot. If your guy cheats on you, you have the green light to yell at him until you bust his eardrum.

Here’s a story about excessive verbal abuse that is a clear signal to get out. A close friend of mine is gorgeous. She is beautiful and has the kind of body that every guy wants, and she’s incredibly nice. Unfortunately, she has a terrible habit of picking guys who are absolute losers.

So, a few years ago, she married a guy who I hated from the moment I met him. I could tell that this was one of those classical self-delusional guys who makes himself feel important by demeaning others. I think we’ve all met those kinds of people.

Against my warnings, she married him and for four years dealt with his crap. One time I saw him threaten her with a chainsaw (I’m 100% serious about this), and I had to intervene to calm him down. Why did he do that? Because I was borrowing the chainsaw to cut down some trees and she had explained to me how to use it when her husband walked in and then started going into a long description of how to use it. My friend very sweetly told her husband, “Honey, I already told him how to use it.” This sent her husband into a rage and he turned around to face her and held the chainsaw in front of her and threatened her.

Ladies, do you remember how I told you that sometimes there are extraordinary circumstances which can give someone a free pass to hit another person? There are no extraordinary circumstances that condones pointing any object of danger (knife, gun, bottle, chainsaw, etc) at a female. I’d love to say that the same rule applies for women threatening men, but there are circumstances I can think of where a woman is within her rights to do anything to stop the guy from continuing his actions.

The final result was that soon after that event, she divorced him, and she told me that for the four years of their marriage, they almost never had sex. That’s why she never got pregnant. The reason he kept telling her is, “Honey, if you were more sexy, then maybe it would be easier for me to get an erection so we could have sex.”

The truth? He had a fairly serious case of erectile dysfunction (translation: he was having a hard time doing a southern salute), and he tried to hide his problem by blaming her. That contributed to her developing a negative body image. Folks, that constitutes excessive verbal abuse.

The fact that the marriage lasted four years is a testament to how wonderful my friend is. It never ceases to amaze me how incredibly wonderful women seem to gravitate towards complete jerks. And in this guy’s case, he was ugly, he had a grown child from a previous marriage, he had dealt with severe bouts of depression while they were dating, he was much older than her and had nothing saved… Basically, the guy was and is a total loser.

I’ve seen it happen, and I’ve seen guys boast in the locker room about how they “keep their bitches in line”. Ladies, you just don’t want to deal with that.

Excessive and repeated verbal abuse is horrible. Run!!!

8) he leaves you to do the vast majority of chores around the house, especially in terms of taking care of a child.

Any guy who doesn’t do his fair share of work at home is a complete loser. The only exception is if the woman is not working and the guy is working 80 hours a week to support them. This is the modern world. If a guy works a regular job and doesn’t pull his weight at home, run away. The only thing that is going to happen to you is that you’ll be incredible frustrated and get more and more depressed.

9) he doesn’t encourage you to learn.

Just because this is #9, doesn’t mean that it is relatively unimportant. This is a major key to a happy relationship. If you are in a marriage with a guy who is constantly suppressing you and not encouraging you to spread your wings, then that’s a dead-end.

Growth is important and both you and he should be encouraging each other to grow.

10) he spends too much time talking about himself and talking about his day.

This point combined with a guy who has too many facial products go hand-in-hand. If you are with a guy who just wants to talk about what happened every day, you are going to get tired of that and get depressed. Talking about ideas and things that are happening in the world are what adds spice to life.

The daily events of a person’s life are the meat and potatoes.

It’s okay for people to get together at night and talk about what happened during the day. But if that’s always the beginning, middle, and end of the conversation, then that’s a relationship destined to die a tortuously slow death.

Get out of that one.

Ladies, you’ll notice that I’ve avoided certain commonly pushed but incredibly idiotic criteria such as “make sure that he always treats you like a princess” or “make sure that he always puts you ahead of himself”.

That’s the sort of ridiculous advice that causes relationship friction where there should be none.

That creates unreal expectations. You know what we call guys who always treats a woman as a princess? A slave. I’m serious. You are in a real relationship with a guy so that he compliments you when you do well, and he constructively criticizes you when you make a major mistake (and everything between those two extremes should probably be compliments to you if the guy is smart). You don’t want a guy who is always going to kiss your ass, because you will lose respect for him. Unfortunately, I can’t say that guys have the same degree of insight on this one because I know a lot of guys who feel like their women should always treat them like kings.

Everyone deserves to be mostly happy. Life is full of hard times, and that’s why I can’t be straight with you and tell you that you “always” deserve to be happy.

Evaluate your guy for the 10 things I’ve stated above. If he passes all of them, then that’s a guy who is a real keeper. If he doesn’t, then you need to start putting in reasonable deadlines for change. And if he still doesn’t change, then be ready to pull the plug on the relationship.

Just like investing in the stock market, you need to have a clear exit plan in case things don’t go the way that you expect.

Apple Rejects Dividends – Another Reason Why It’s Future Looks Bright


A couple of months ago, I predicted that Apple would not issue stock dividends.

Yes, I know about the data which shows that companies providing strong dividends have generally outperformed competitors who opt not to give any money back to investors.

But Apple is different, and Tim Cook and Apple’s Board knows it.

Dividends are a great way to keep customers in the company’s stock for the long-haul. And they establish a sense of goodwill between corporations and their investors. However, for people who are looking for long-term investments in companies that are growing, is it better for a company to stockpile money or return money to its investors?

That’s not an easy answer. If a company returns money in the form of dividends to shareholders, what is it really doing? Let’s forget about complicated financial terms for a moment because I understand that not everyone took finance classes. That money is gone. It’s that simple.

Then later if that company needs money for research and development, especially if it’s a period where the company’s cash flow is not so great, what does the company do? It has to borrow money and pay interest on it.

I’m glad that Tim Cook has rejected giving dividends to Apple shareholders. And let’s understand that it’s not like Apple has $98 billion sitting in a Bank of America savings account and collecting dust. Most of that money (with the exception of about $3-4 billion in cash) is distributed over a variety of investments to make that big pile of money even larger. Think about it like a “rainy day” fund. Or considering how much Apple has, it’s more like a “tsunami fund”.

If anything, Apple rejecting dividends is a strong reason for why the company will continue to destroy the competition.

Why?

Tim Cook et al. are not stupid. They know one thing: in about 1 – 2 years, the days of enormous profits will be over for Apple. The reason is simple: Apple will be hitting a product innovation wall. And that wall is coming much sooner than anyone would like to admit.

I’ve written this in a previous post but it’s worth iterating. The upcoming iPad 3 and iPhone 5 will mark the last great models of both devices for Apple. Both devices will rake in enormous profits for Apple.

But when you think about what improvements you would really like to see on the iPad, what are they? Better battery life? 4G LTE capability? A kick-ass improvement in the screen, such as a retina display screen? Better cameras? The iPad 3 will have all of these. And does anyone who knows about this area really believe that the iPad 4, the iPad 5, and the iPad 6 are going to be anything but incremental upgrades from the iPad 3?

How about the iPhone5? People want a bigger screen, better battery life, and a 4G LTE modem. Guess what? That’s what it will have. Some people will cry for NFC (near-field communications) capability to make credit card purchases with their phones, but time will probably show that NFC technology has some major security risks for users. As for Apple taking the Samsung approach and continually making its screens larger, well, that just won’t happen. Once Apple releases its slightly larger screen on the iPhone 5, don’t expect to see any change in the screen size for 5 years or more. This is the way that Apple prevents the fragmentation problems that have occurred on the Android phones. Too many different sizes create chaos for programmers.

The point is that Apple will be hitting a technological innovation wall soon with its two main money-makers.

And that leaves Apple with a few future options:

1) continue to spend a lot of money trying to find ways to improve the iPad and the iPhone so that people will keep upgrading both of these products.

2) start developing new devices

3) spend the company’s money on acquiring companies that can help Apple and also use the money to further develop its infrastructure such as the iCloud.

 

Option 1 would be stupid, and I would bet a lot of money that Apple already knows this. That’s why the company is trying to hype its Apple TV. Apple will never do something as stupid as Samsung and come up with an iPhone that has a 5.3″ screen. Trust me, you’ll have a few video junkies who will buy the Samsung Note phone. But do most people really want a phone with a stylus? Haven’t we already seen that the stylus is a dead-end? Do most people really want a cell phone that you can’t even put in your pocket? Doesn’t this defeat the whole advantage of a cell phone over a walkie-talkie? Or maybe Samsung has assembled a bunch of idiotic psychologists who are saying that by making the Samsung Note so large, people will not be able to put it in their pockets so they will have to carry it all the time in their hands, and this will make them even more addicted to it.

I have a lot of respect for Samsung, but the 5.3″ screen reeks of desperation by a company that has already hit its technological wall with the Samsung Galaxy SII. And here’s the other thing. Yes, the AMOLED screen Samsung uses is more efficient than a traditional LCD, but the fact is that the larger you make a cell phone screen and the thinner you make it, the battery life has got to take a hit.

The iPhone 4S is already thin enough (and maybe too thin), so making it a bit thicker with better battery life would be a good improvement.

But I digress. The point is that with most countries not even 4G-capable, how are you going to convince people in countries like Thailand to pony up $800 for the newest iPhone when its biggest upgrade is a technology that the people there can’t even use? The same will hold true for iPads released after the iPad 3.

The only way that future iPhones and iPads will continue to have strong sales is if the wireless technology advances. However, with the major U.S. cellular phone providers like Verizon Wireless and AT&T still trying to expand their 4G LTE systems (and I won’t even put Sprint into this conversation), a 5G or 6G system is probably about a decade or more away.

So, pumping a lot of money into iPhone and iPad development would be a bad move. The only thing that Apple should really do with those two devices is worry more about cosmetic changes after the iPad 3 and the iPhone 5 are released. It’s kind of like a 2010 and a 2012 Toyota Camry. Are the cars really that different in terms of how they run? No. The main differences are mostly cosmetic.

 

Option 2 has some promise. Coming out with a 7-8″ iPad mini has been in the rumor mill recently. And I’ll take credit for this. If you look back at one of my posts from a few months ago and you do a Google search for the term “iPad mini”, you’ll see that my post seems to be the first one to coin this term for a possible diminutive iPad.

Rumors say that it’s 7.85″, and I’m hoping that it’s closer to 7″. The point is that the iPad mini needs to differentiate itself more from the iPad than from the iPhone.

Maybe Apple will take on Nike and come out with a new watch/fitness bracelet. Again, no one has even mentioned this, but I see a huge market for these devices. The Jawbone Up screwed up with its battery, and we will see what happens when the Nike Fuel Band is launched in March 2012. But my guess is that Apple could do better. Or to be more accurate, it can copy Nike and improve on it, because as Apple critics are quick to point out, the company invents very little but perfects quite a bit.

And I haven’t seen this one written anywhere, but the one thing that would be ultra-cool would be an iPhone where the mp3 part of it can detach. Imagine how cool it would be to go to the gym and not have to carry 2 devices (an iPhone and either an iPod Shuffle or an iPod Nano). But the chances of this are small because it would end up cannibalizing one or maybe even two of Apple’s other products.

Apple could put more money into making TVs. But the truth is that it’s not the TV that will be the big winner in the future. It will be the company that creates the best system to access programs for a TV.

How do I know that the money is not really in the TV? Look at the Asus Transformer Prime tablet/laptop. It’s basically an Android copy of the iPad with a nifty docking keyboard. However, with its HDMI out, you can stick the thing into any late-model TV with an HDMI port and play your games or watch movies using the tablet on any TV. In other words, Apple would be foolish to think that it can create a television that will cause droves of people to shell out $1000 more than for a pretty good Samsung or Sony model. Sony has also demonstrated just how tight the profit margins (or in their case how big the losses are) for television manufacturers. So I’m hoping that Apple doesn’t do something as foolish as sink a lot of money into this kind of losing venture.

And so this leads to Option 3.

 

Option 3 is to keep stockpiling the money and sink it into building up iCloud. Build up the infrastructure to make sure that Apple devices keep running smoothly.

This is easily the most expensive of the 3 options. However, it also has the most promise for sustained future growth.

Now that so many people are upset with Google for all of its surreptitious tracking of unsuspecting consumers, I’m sure that a lot of people have migrated over to Hotmail. Or maybe I should be more accurate and say that a lot of people have returned to Hotmail.

And just from a user’s experience, it’s clear that Microsoft is woefully unprepared. Just a couple of months ago, I could hit the “send” button after composing an email on Hotmail and the thing always transmitted immediately. I never had a problem. Now, I’m lucky if 30% of my first attempts to send an email are successful. Seriously, Hotmail has become a major pain in the ass because Microsoft doesn’t have the server power to keep the system running smoothly.

That smells like opportunity to me.

Yes, the profit margins won’t be as lucrative as with the iPhone or the iPad, but building up the infrastructure will ensure continued growth for a long long time.

And that requires money. A lot of money. Fortunately, by not giving dividends, Apple has plenty of water in the well to irrigate its future crops.

And that combined with Apple’s string of successes points to a rosy future.

 

 

Greek Debt Crisis – The New Trojan Horse


Almost everyone knows the famous story of the Trojan horse. After 10 years of trying of having the city of Troy under siege and failing to starve the inhabitants inside the city’s fabled walls, the Greek leader Odysseus came up with the idea to create a huge wooden horse, pack it with Greek warriors, and then trick the Trojans into bringing the horse into the city.

Well, we all know what supposedly happened to Troy. The Trojans fell for it and dragged the horse inside the towering walls of Troy. Then when all the Trojans were sleeping, the Greek soldiers emerged from the horse, opened the gates, and allowed the rest of the Greek army to enter and destroy the city.

Now, there is news that finally a deal seems to have been reached between the Eurozone finance ministers who have to approve the latest 130-billion euro bailout for the Greeks. Without that money, Greece defaults on March 20th. Of course, with the money, Greece still defaults, but I’m getting ahead of myself.

Last Friday, the market was happy because it thought that a deal had been done. But then came news during the weekend that the deal was missing a few major components: 325 million more euros need to be cut, and written assurances to honor the proposal by both current-and-soon-to-be-deposed Greek Prime Minister Lucas Papedemos and the person who is thought to be the next Prime Minister conservative leader Antonis Samaras.

Samaras gave a stirring speech before the critical Greek parliament vote a few days ago. He told his fellow parliamentarians to vote for the austerity measures today and then they can be renegotiated “tomorrow”. Of course, he didn’t actually mean tomorrow. He meant as soon as Greece secures the next tranche of bailout money. Smells like a modern-day Trojan horse to me.

Those words caused anger amongst the Eurozone finance ministers, and they iterated their demands that the release of the next tranche of bailout money absolutely requires signed statements from both Papedemos and Samaras that the currently proposed austerity plan will be honored after the upcoming April elections.

As you can imagine, Samaras was incredibly reluctant to sign such a document because he knows Greek politics. I just hope that the Eurozone finance ministers also know about Greek politics.

Anyone who has read my previous posts about this subject will see that almost everything I’ve written has come to pass. The reason is that to understand the Greek situation requires a pretty good grip on the Greek mentality. Greeks view the Trojan horse as a sign of cunning (and for Greeks, this type of artifice is held in esteem). Other countries might view it as a sign of deceitfulness, but I guess that “beauty is in the eye of the beholder.”

The Greek debt situation is unsustainable, and I have been repeatedly shocked by all the analysts on TV talking about how they are pretty sure that a crisis can be averted and a solid deal will be done. Huh?

The problem is that Greek politicians have been trying to find some type of Trojan horse that can fool the Eurozone finance ministers to give the next tranche. In a previous post, I forecasted that the Greeks would almost certainly try to delay putting forth a deal approved by the Greek parliament until the February 14th deadline. The reason was that the Greeks had figured that by putting something substandard (i.e. not meeting all the requirements of the Eurozone finance ministers) in at the very last moment, the Eurozone finance ministers would chicken out of their ultimatums, sign off on the substandard proposal, give Greece its money, and then watch as Greece doesn’t institute sufficient reforms and then returns in a few months to ask for more money. And that’s just what Greece did.

I believe that the Eurozone finance ministers have to hold the line this time, because if they don’t, Greece is just going to keep using the same tricks to get its money without really making the necessary changes to right its sinking ship. The credibility of not only Greece is on the line, but also people are watching to see how strong (or weak) the Eurozone finance ministers are. If they acquiesce and allow Greece to get full approval on its loan request, the Eurozone finance ministers will look stupid. And that bodes poorly for how these same finance ministers will deal with Portugal, Ireland, Italy and Spain in the near future.

Of course, now word comes out that Finland never intended to actually contribute money to the bailout, so that is why it is making demands for physical collateral that none of the other Eurozone countries have made. Basically, Finland wants a guarantee that it will be the first in line to get back any loans it makes to Greece. And so countries like Finland and Slovakia which never really thought that Greece would last this long in the Eurozone are now facing the unwanted prospects that they will have to pony up their share of money for the next tranche of the Greek bailout. I’m sure that he Finnish finance minister is pounding the table and demanding that the other Eurozone finance ministers hold the line. Good for him.

But I’m sure today that many analysts and news media outlets will report that we can all breathe a sigh of relief because just a few hours ago, it was reported that both Papedemos and Samaras have signed their respective promises to honor the proposed plan.

Guess what? This is the latest Trojan horse.

What Papedemos and Samaras have signed is completely worthless. Their letters state that they agree to abide by the terms of the proposal. And they will.

However, Samaras knows that by signing the document, he has just fallen on his proverbial sword. He knows that the letter binds him and Papedemos to adhere to the terms of the proposal as long as either or both of them are in power.

Guess what? Here comes the deceit.

One thing is almost guaranteed to happen, and two others are almost equally likely. The one thing we can all be sure of is that if the Eurozone finance ministers approve the current plan before the April elections in Greece, Samaras will not be the next Prime Minister of Greece. This relieves him of having to uphold the terms of the current proposal.

The other two possibilities are that Samaras has someone else from his party take leadership and win the next election for prime minister or that a third party wins the election. Let’s remember that the 43 deputies that Papedemos and Samaras kicked out of their respective parties for voting against the proposal now form the 3rd largest group in the Greek parliament. You can be sure that if the latter event occurs, then the current proposal will almost assuredly be dead in the water by May 2012.

The only way to counter a Trojan horse is to detect it and then neutralize it quickly.

Here is what the Eurozone finance ministers should do. They need to understand that no piece of paper signed by a couple of Greek politicians right now means anything beyond April. They also have to understand that with the elections coming up in April, the best they can do (except for letting Greece default) is to provide a multi-stage loan agreement with a “nuclear option” included. This means that they give Greece enough money to cover its 14.5 billion euros in debt repayments due on March 2oth, and also that they give enough to let the government run until the elections are over.

During this time they make it abundantly clear that at any point until the current loan proposal finishes in 2015, if Greece reneges on carrying out its promises from the current proposal, this will trigger the “nuclear option” (i.e. no chance of getting any more money in the future). Yes, Greece might say that this takes away its sovereignty, but the truth is that the moment Greece started taking advantage of its inclusion in the Eurozone, it was going to have to pay the piper someday. And that day is now.

To be even-handed, the other major Trojan horse of deception being carried out is by the Eurozone finance ministers and Mario Draghi, the head of the European Central Bank. I watched an interview with him last week in which he said that Greece must be bailed out and that there is no “plan B”.

Folks, let me tell you that he’s lying. Of course there is a plan B. Saying that there is no plan B for the Greek debt crisis is as believable as saying that Apple Corporation had no plan when Steve Jobs stepped down as CEO. Bankers and financial people by nature come up with all sorts of contingency plans, especially for limiting losses.

Small signs of it have come out in interviews. None of the Eurozone countries want to talk about it, but all the leaders who say there is no plan B for the Greek debt crisis have been as deceitful as a typical Hollywood celebrity like Demi Moore who denies an impending divorce and then a couple of weeks later announce the divorce.

The Eurozone countries have known for some time that Greek politicians can’t be trusted with long-term promises of economic reform. And they certainly can’t be counted on to institute proactive reform.

Let’s listen to the telling words of German Finance Minister Wolfgang Schaeuble uttered on Monday: “[Europe] is better prepared now than two years ago”. Translation: Germany is better prepared now that it was two years ago. I haven’t seen any evidence that Italy, Spain, and Portugal are better off now than two years ago. And Finland wants physical collateral from Greece so that Finland can protect its coveted AAA credit rating.

Even two months ago, German parliamentarians were saying that the likelihood for a Greek default was far greater than before. This is while German Chancellor Angela Merkel and French President Nicolas Sarkozy were conducting a dog-and-pony show for the world in which they kept guaranteeing that Greece would never leave the euro.

There have been way too many charades in this game, and the only thing that it has done is increase pessimism about the worldwide economy. Greece is like a leg that needs to be amputated. You can slowly try and cut it off, but the overall stress on the rest of the body will be far greater than if you had amputated it quickly.

The legs on Greece’s latest Trojan horse need to be quickly amputated. The Eurozone finance ministers should stop posturing for these “letters of guarantee”. Such letters are meaningless if Samaras is not the next Greek Prime Minister (and quite honestly, his letter might be meaningless even if he does win the election). So, instead of such worthless tactics, sign the current proposal and be ready to use the “nuclear option” in May if it becomes clear that Greece will not honor the terms of the current proposal.

The Greek Debt Crisis Lesson – Appeasement Doesn’t Work!!!!


Last weekend, I watched Ken Burns’s excellent documentary called “The Wars”. It chronicles the events of World War II in the amazing manner that we’ve become accustomed to from Burns.

At the risk of getting a lot of hate comments, I’m going to draw similarities between what is happening now between Greece and the Eurozone with what happened in the 1938 Munich Agreement.

The attendees of the 1938 Munich Agreement were Germany Chancellor Adolph Hitler, British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain, Italy’s Benito Mussolini and France’s Edouard Dalodier. At that meeting a treaty was signed which allowed Germany to take over the border areas of Czechoslovakia known as the Sudetenland. Since this also included just about all of Czechoslovakia’s fortifications, it left the country defenseless when the Nazis rolled in and took over. This directly led to an easy path for Hitler’s forces to move into Poland and start World War II.

Let’s look at what happened at 1:30am on September 29, 1938 when the pact was signed.

The fact that it was signed at 1:30am was a major warning sign. Who signs any sort of agreement of that magnitude without a good night’s sleep? And when was the bailout plan passed by the Greek parliament? You guessed it, very early in the morning. Eerie.

The situation in Germany was that Hitler thought he could get away with just about anything. With the German people still wounded by losing World War I and the negative effects of The Great Depression as a backdrop, Germans were looking for some way to gain control over a life that seemed incredibly bleary. And then Hitler took advantage with his campaign of intimidation and rousing of the German masses which led to obtaining 14,000,000 votes and 230 seats in the Reichstag. When people feel unfairly beaten down long enough (regardless of whether or not it was correct), intense and violent pressure for change often builds up quickly within that group of people.

Hitler would continue his tactics of intimidation to gain the chancellorship of Germany. A key factor in his final accession to power was that the parties opposing him failed to unite strongly against him.

The British also had suffered greatly during World War I and The Great Depression and were desperate to avoid another war with Germany.

So, Prime Minister Chamberlain went into the meeting with one thought: avoid another war. And by signing the Munich Agreement in 1938, he seemed to do just that.

Upon his return to Britain, Chamberlain was hailed for his diplomatic prowess. Yes, the British people cheered him as a success. However, it soon became clear with the Kristallnacht pogrom of November 10, 1938, the invasion of the rest of Czechoslovakia on March 15, 1939 and the invasion of Poland later that year in September that Chamberlain had failed. By trying to be nice to Hitler, he led Britain and the rest of Europe right into the start of World War II. In the end, the major lesson learned from that failure was that “appeasement doesn’t work.”

Now we see the Greek debt crisis and the similarities are obvious. Instead of Chamberlain, we have a coalition of German Chancellor Angela Merkel, French President Nicolas Sarkozy, and the rest of the Eurozone finance ministers. In Hitler’s place is the Greek government. The collective of the Greek government has shown a tremendous ability to manipulate situations to their own personal advantages despite the suffering of their own people.

Last summer, we saw stock markets around the world meltdown as the threat of a Greek default seemed to dominate the airwaves. It seemed impossible to read about anything else. And like so many times before, Greece made promises, Greece broke promises, and Greece received its installment (tranche) of euro bailout money.

And like Hitler who realized he had a tactical advantage when he met with Chamberlain, the Greek government also knew that it wielded a significant trump card: the threat of defaulting and causing a domino effect that would topple the economies of Portugal, Ireland, Italy, and Spain (the entire group now referred to as the PIIGS countries). The Greeks also held another huge advantage: the declarations by both Merkel and Sarkozy that there was no way that they would let Greece default and leave the Eurozone. Talk about giving away all of one’s bargaining power.

So Greece did what the government could do without causing massive protests in the streets: it kept delaying its reckoning day. Like North Korea with its repeated threats of developing nuclear weapons if countries do not give it money (and getting away with it), Greece has played its hand masterfully by promising many things, collecting a lot of money from the Eurozone, and then returning little.

The Greek government talks about an additional round of sweeping cuts, reducing the minimum wage by 20%, and raising taxes. Yet missing from all of this “window dressing” is any significant structural reform which is what the country desperately needs. Collecting more money from the lower-middle to middle class while not making wealthy tax evaders pay what they should have paid (as well as what they should pay) is one example of horribly flawed policy. The maze-like level of complexity of the country’s exporting policies makes it incredibly difficult for large companies to maintain consistent capital flow. These are the reforms that Greece should have embarked on years ago and which they should rapidly change now. But they don’t.

And this brings us to the latest plan “passed” by the Greek parliament. When I read the news this morning, I was shocked by the way some media outlets were saying that the bailout vote “easily” passed. Really? I wish. That would have made me feel more assured that this was a concerted effort throughout the Greek parliament.

First, I remind people of the strong-arm tactics Hitler used to gain power in the Reichstag. With that said, let’s look a bit closer at those 199 votes. The Greek parliament seats 300. Therefore, one might think that the vote was 199 – 101. Actually, it was 199 – 74 with 5 abstaining from voting for a total of 278. It’s not clear what happened to the remaining 22, but that seems to be the way that Greek math is going these days.

The vote seems like a clear-cut victory, but it isn’t. Before the vote was cast, members of the ruling parties were threatened by their leaders with immediate expulsion from their parties if they voted against the bill. I’m not exactly sure how that is democracy, but it’s Greece. And in the end, 43 deputies who voted against the bailout plan were immediately expelled from their parties. Now that’s “gunboat diplomacy” at its finest.

Remember this, if 43 members of the Greek parliament were strong enough to follow their consciences and vote against the plan even though the repercussions would be harsh, think about how many others would have voted against the plan if they hadn’t been so brutally threatened. In the end, Greek Prime Minister Lucas Papedemos got the votes, but the 199 – 74 differential is not real. If all members had been allowed to vote without fear of being cast out of their parties, I can guarantee that the vote count would have been significantly different. And most likely, the bailout plan would not have been passed.

Why does this matter? Because you know that when the April elections roll around in Greece, a lot of politicians are going to start speaking out against the plan. In fact, the man thought to be in line to become Greece’s next prime minister in April is Antonis Samaras of the New Democracy party. The fact that 21 of his own deputies defected because of the bailout vote means that his party now holds only 62 seats in the parliament.

Greek politicians have a long history of promising whatever they need to promise to survive to fight another day. This is one of the reasons that the pension system in Greece and the civil service corp is so bloated.

And Germany, mindful of 1938 and what happens to those who continue to appease, has taken a far harsher tone this time than last summer. It, as well as the rest of the Eurozone finance ministers, is demanding that the next tranche of bailout funds will be released to Greece provided that there is a guarantee that the promises made now will be honored after the April elections. For better or worse, the Eurozone leaders have made this a requirement for signing off on the next tranche.

It’s understandable. Germany and the rest of Europe is tired of broken Greek promises. They are tired of having to go through this drama every few months and the markets remaining volatile. Market volatility can lead to extremely unhappy investors who fund political campaigns across the globe. And so everyone is weary of this long-standing Greek drama. It’s kind of the same way that the British were weary of the thought of another war with Germany in 1938.

If all this isn’t worrisome enough, listen to the words delivered by Samaras to parliament just before Sunday’s vote (as translated by today’s Wall Street Journal):

“… I ask you to vote in favor of the new loan agreement today and to have the ability tomorrow to negotiate and to change the current policy which has been forced on us.”

So, the assumed new Prime Minister of Greece has just told everyone in the Greek parliament to do whatever it takes to try and get the next round of euro bailout money and then renege on the agreement and try to “renegotiate” it right after they get the money. He has clearly stated that Greek parliamentarians do not have to honor the plan they passed today. This is the kind of nonsense and games which happens when there is a history of appeasement. Didn’t Hitler promise the Soviet Union’s Stalin that he would never invade the Soviet Union? We saw how great that promise went.

To make matters worse, German Finance Minister Wolfgang Schaeuble said yesterday that “Greece will be saved in one way or another”. This is like a government telling a company that it’s too big to fail. And we saw that the only thing that caused was for large American corporations to take even greater financial risks that have harmed millions of average Americans.

Therefore, Greece has become the latest incarnation of relying on the opposition’s desire for appeasement to get what it wants. And this doesn’t even include the fact that the passed proposal still hasn’t made all the cuts necessary to satisfy the current requirements of the Eurozone leaders.

Appeasement doesn’t work.

The way that this will all play out is so predictable that if I could wager a bet on it, I would pretty much bet everything I have.

 

Here is what will happen. Not much will be changed from the current bill. The reported 325 million euros in savings that still have to be added to the plan will just be “paper worthy”. In essence, someone will write a quick paragraph that means nothing and everyone knows it. So, the 325 million euros in savings will magically appear, Eurozone finance ministers can tell the public that they held the line and that Greece met their requirements, and then that 325 million euros in savings will disappear the very moment that the Greeks get the next tranche of euro bailout money.

Greece will also give the Eurozone finance ministers some sort of paper that promises to uphold the agreement (and let’s remember that the wording of the plan the Greek parliament passed this morning states that it will only be in effect until 2015, although it says that the Eurozone will help Greece indefinitely until Greece reaches the point where it can borrow on its own. Talk about a bottomless pit!!!!) long after the April elections, even though everyone knows that any promise from Papedemos’s party will be worthless after the April 2012 elections when his party loses and a high-probability ditto for Antonis Samaras’s party which now stands a chance of losing its majority position in Parliament and getting booted out of power.

Remember those 43 deputies who were kicked out of Papedemos and Samaras’s parties for not voting in parliament for Sunday’s bailout plan? Collectively, they now form the 3rd largest party in the parliament. And it wouldn’t surprise me if angry Greeks rallied behind them in the April elections and defeated Samaras’ New Democracy party.

In short, Greece and the Eurozone finance ministers know that there is absolutely no way to get a long-term binding agreement from Greece to follow the austerity bill that was just passed. Both Papedemos and Samaras know that they can’t give it, and the Eurozone finance ministers would be fools to think that any guarantee they receive now would be worth more than the paper on which it is written.

Samaras also has to be worried because if he publicly declares that the agreement is binding if he wins election in April, there’s an incredibly good chance that the opposition will use it to defeat him in April. So, it’s in Samaras’s best interest to not promise anything and say something like, “Well, I’m not the prime minister right now so I can’t make such promises.”

As for the Greek people? If you think that they rioted a lot last night, that was nothing. They are angry, but every Greek person with whom I spoke today has told me that no one in Greece really expects the plan to be upheld beyond the April elections. If you want to see real riots, watch what happens if all parties (the ruling parties and the opposition) all sign a legally binding agreement that Greece will continue to honor this plan beyond April 2012 and through its conclusion in 2015. Then the rioting will rise to a completely different and horrifying level.

Everyone keeps talking about how terrible it would be for the Eurozone if Greece left. Everyone keeps saying how terrible it will be for Greece if the country leaves the Eurozone. I don’t completely buy either argument. If the Eurozone could kick out Greece and make sure that the remaining PIIGS countries do not default, the only people non-Greeks who would be hurt are those holding worthless Greek bonds.

How can a country with such an overwhelming debt burden, in the midst of a terrible economic contraction, and basically a country that doesn’t produce any major goods hope to cut so many jobs, cut the minimum wage, and still gain greater tax revenue to pay off its debt? No semi-intelligent person really believes that it’s possible.

And let’s say that bondholders of Greek debt agree to take an 80% loss or do some sort of bond swap to delay collecting on their debt, because the structural problems in Greece are myriad, the only thing that will happen is that bondholders a couple of years later will be asked to take another 50% or greater loss on the bonds they hold in the future. Wow, if that doesn’t sound like a de facto default, I don’t know what does.

 

There is one final problem, and I haven’t seen anyone write about it yet. Now that the Eurozone financial ministers have drawn the proverbial line in the sand with their demand to get a binding agreement that Greece must honor this plan for the duration of the plan (i.e. until 2015), what happens when they don’t get it and Greece tries to renegotiate? Won’t investors and the general public’s impressions of these financial wizards change as quickly as British public opinion boomeranged against then-Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain? In the U.S. (and I’m sure most other parts of the world), loan agreements are signed because everyone knows that mechanisms are in place to enforce them. By failing to get a binding agreement for Greece on the latest bailout plan passed by the Greek parliament, and by still giving Greece its next tranche of loans, what kind of message is this sending to everyone else?

Appeasing the Greek government to try and prevent the loss of luster to the euro will fail if the Eurozone finance ministers choose this route. And like a child who tests his/her boundaries and gets away with more and more things, one has to worry about what this teaches not only to the child but also to the child’s siblings.

By appeasing the Greeks now, the Eurozone could be setting itself up for a spectacular descent when the people of Portugal, Ireland, Italy, and Spain start to get upset and say, “If Greece is getting so much, then shouldn’t we also get our fair share of debt relief?” Psychologically, Chamberlain’s acquiescence to Hitler in 1938 sent a clear message to Mussolini and Japan that Britain was unwilling to hold the line and that the country was weak. This is why the Eurozone finance ministers have to take a hard stand now.

Of course Britain showed them during World War II that it was just as courageous as any of them, but wouldn’t it have been far better for everyone on both sides if the war had never started?

Appeasement doesn’t work.

Let Greece default. Let Greece rebuild on its own. Greece has become like a gangrenous infection on the Eurozone. The only way to save the rest of the Eurozone is to not appease Greece this time and to hold the line. Greece believes that by passing this measure (which their own leaders have already admitted are temporary) they can buy enough time to get the bailout money in March, and then repeat the whole drama again in a few months.

My advice to the Eurozone leaders is this: let Greece default and immediately call the leaders of Portugal, Ireland, Italy, and Spain together, and tell them that substantial reform must happen. The leaders of the Eurozone have been saying for a while that the loss of Greece will be catastrophic for the Eurozone. If Greece infects the other PIIGS countries with its attitude, will this not be even more catastrophic? If the other PIIGS countries see how difficult life is in Greece after it leaves the Eurozone, wouldn’t this be the greatest and most efficacious way of convincing the leadership of these countries to get their ships in order to stay in the Eurozone? Everyone talks about how terrible it will be if Greece leaves the euro. They talk about the “drachma days” of 30 years ago. But that doesn’t really register with people today.

Kick Greece out, let it suffer, and then allow it to get its ship in order and the reapply for membership in the euro club. Hey, when Americans declare personal bankruptcy, we wipe the debts clean (unless some of them are student loans), prevent them from using credit cards for a short while, and still allow them to use dollars.

Most Greeks have already moved most of their money out of Greek banks anyhow, so it’s not like people will starve. And the reintroduction of the drachma (or even use some other name to break the negative associations of this currency in the past) will probably be followed by fairly rapid devaluation of the currency compared to the euro. But that will then be followed by an equilibrium point, and combined with strong structural changes in Greece, the currency can gain value and the country can gain stronger footing as opposed to now where so many of its citizens feel that the government has cut not just to the bone but also into the bone marrow.

Already the Eurozone has thrown way to much money into the Greek bottomless pit. And seriously, what is the Eurozone really doing? Let’s be honest. It’s giving 100+ billion euros every few months to Greece so that Greece can reservice its debt. Translation: the Eurozone is giving 100+ billion euros to Greece and then the Eurozone is taking back 100+ billion euros in debt owed to them by Greece. And the only thing that has happened is that every day that this drama with Greece continues, only one thing is sure: the Eurozone is losing money.

This is why appeasement doesn’t work: because the appeaser always gets hurt in the end.

Most likely the Eurozone finance ministers will sign off on the next tranche of bailout money without getting its most important requirements met by Greece. They will appease Greece the same way that Greece has been appeased in the past.

Everyone knows that appeasement doesn’t work. But I guess that some people require learning this lesson the really hard way.

I hope that the Eurozone finance ministers will not budge from their demands of an ironclad guarantee from Greece that they will abide by the plan, but logic tells me that the courage does not exist to hold the line.

 

 

 

“The Star-Spangled Banner” – interesting facts and best versions


Yesterday’s news of singing legend Whitney Houston’s death made me think about the U.S. national anthem. It’s safe to say that probably no other country’s national anthem has undergone so many different interpretations.

The lyrics were famously written on a British warship by Francis Scott Key during the War of 1812 while Fort McHenry was getting bombarded by the British. The song comes from a British drinking song from the Anacreontic Society. Yes, how many countries can say that their anthems arose from the suds?

Most American schoolchildren grow up with the myth that this song was created during the American Revolutionary War (aka The War of Independence). However, it did not become the official anthem of the U.S. until 1931. This is a bit ironic because it means that this song whose melody was originally a drinking song was approved during the U.S. Prohibition era (1920-1933) when the sale and manufacture of alcohol was illegal.

Of all the versions of “The Star-Spangled Banner”, my top 3 are:

1) Whitney Houston at Super Bowl XXVhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPtScJKtpos&list=LLVbx3F2Gxw6fVC1ICQslHFQ&index=3&feature=plpp_video

2) Boyz II Menhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOHOietFz0k&list=LLVbx3F2Gxw6fVC1ICQslHFQ&index=2&feature=plpp_video

3) combined Armed Forces academies at Super Bowl XXXIXhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lz6XWStZV48&feature=related

Whitney Houston – The Lessons That All of Us Should Take From Her Death


Over the next few days, just about everyone will be writing about Whitney Houston, arguably one of the greatest voices ever recorded.

Of course, people will want to talk about how wonderful she was. But this is the exact moment when we have to be aware of what can only be called the “flameout” of a highly talented individual.

Houston showed what happens when a solid singing background meets inherent talent and the right opportunities: a meteoric rise.

She defined her generation with “The Greatest Love of All”, and she inspired a nation with her rendition of “The Star-Spangled Banner” during Super Bowl XXV in 1991 when the U.S. was involved in the Persian Gulf War:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPtScJKtpos&list=FLVbx3F2Gxw6fVC1ICQslHFQ&index=2&feature=plpp_video

It’s amazing in today’s high-definition world that the only video of this performance looks like something out of a World War II movie. Watching the video reminded me of how her rendition of the national anthem was a snapshot into her life.

She became the only singer in history to turn the national anthem into a top 20 hit. During the performance, we see her brashness and bravado, her amazing talent, and her special ability to know that not always putting in all sorts of unnecessary ornamental vocalizations can make a song sound so much better. Her sweatsuit outfit had to be the first time that anyone wore such understated garb to the biggest one-day sports event in America, and it showed a rare confidence to do what she wanted instead of what society expected. All of these characteristics led to her rise and her demise.

Here are the lessons we should take away from her life and her death:

1) continue sponsoring art programs – President Obama finally started chopping away at the well-intentioned but ultimately destructive “No Child Left Behind” policy of President George W. Bush’s administration. If the policy had been based on real success, then I would have less of a problem with it. But the fact that it was based on the heinous deceptive actions of a Houston school district which clearly showed that the program was not successful (e.g. Sharpstown High School had a 70% dropout rate but recorded it as 0%) makes it one of the more tragic moments in U.S. education. And the real victim has been the arts. I grew up in a town where everyone had to play a musical instrument in 4th grade. It’s also a town whose band ended up gaining celebrity status. So, I have seen how the arts can provide an incredibly positive impetus for a child. Houston’s success can be greatly attributed to her upbringing and the importance that singing had in her life. Every child should be exposed to the arts through school, because not everyone is lucky enough to have the kind of famous singers around as Houston did.

2) continue creating opportunities – The situation with Europe has created a long shadow over the rest of the world. When will Greece default? Will Portugal and Spain follow? These questions are dangerous because the answers might convince governments and private sector businesses to downsize and create less opportunity. It’s also the reason that companies such as the online gaming powerhouse Zynga (a company with an incredible reputation for rapidly copying gaming apps to put small independent app makers out of business) need to be brought to court for intellectual theft and harshly punished. Creativity can come from huge corporations, but oftentimes it comes from the grassroots level. Better laws have to be created to keep America and the rest of the world as places where creativity is encouraged by opportunity. Houston had the talent, but so do many other people. What helped separate her from the crowd was not only her amazing voice but also the equally unique opportunities she had in her life to foster her creativity.

3) be careful who you marry – my parents have always told me that the most important decision I can make is who to marry in the future. I used to argue with them all the time about it because I thought that other things were more important. However, let’s look not only at Whitney Houston but also at Amy Winehouse. Unfortunately, they both married guys who led them down the wrong path (i.e. alcohol and drugs) and neither was able to ever get back on the right path. I’ve seen several video clips of performances that Houston has given during the past couple of years, and what is clear is that her voice had been destroyed by drugs and smoking. Imagine what could have happened if Houston had married a stand-up guy like Denzel Washington instead of Bobby Brown? She’d still be amazing us not only with the quality of her singing but also with the quality of her life.

4) learn how to master your life – people say that money isn’t everything. Guess what? They’re right. How many millions of dollars do you think that Whitney Houston made? But it didn’t matter because Houston never mastered her life. Although the autopsy report is not back, I can make a pretty sure bet that we’re going to hear that her cause of death was either a drug overdose or a massive heart attack caused by all the damage that her heart sustained while she was using cocaine. Famed motivational speaker Tony Robbins has some wonderful recordings about the importance of mastering one’s life. With it, a person can achieve great things such as Tom Brady (quarterback of the New England Patriots) and singer Stevie Wonder. Without it, a person can wind up dead like Whitney Houston, broke like former basketball star Allen Iverson (who has squandered the $136 million he made during his NBA playing career), or broke and in jail like Lenny Dykstra (a great baseball player who couldn’t control his own arrogance). Mastering life requires balancing confidence and humility, weighing moments of excess with moments of moderation, and knowing when and how to be disciplined in life. To achieve mastery requires failure, but to make a habit of failure such as Houston did is to encourage disaster to appear.

5) pick true friends well and trust them – there are many people who pick horrible friends. They get rid of their true friends (i.e. the ones who honestly tell them about their strengths and faults) for those who are just sycophants (i.e. the ones who just kiss ass all the time). This contributed mightily to the problems of people such as Tiger Woods. True friends show support by complimenting you when you do a great job, and then constructively criticizing you to help you improve. And finding true friends is a lifelong journey. However, that’s not the end of the road. Trusting their advice (provided that they have some expertise in the area) is also important. Look at people like Whitney Houston and Demi Moore. By all accounts, both of them have good people in their lives who truly care about them, but they refused to listen to them, and the result is that Houston is dead and Moore will probably follow shortly if she can’t get herself on a better path. When criticism comes from people we love and trust, then we should temper our immediate instinct of denial and use the criticism to make changes for the better.

 

Some of you might be angry because Whitney Houston just died yesterday and I’m saying some negative things about her today. But my concern is not with her but with the people who can use the greatness and tragedy of Whitney Houston to create a happier life for themselves.

In life, for anyone past their high school years, we think about what has been, what could have been, and what could happen. Death eliminates the last item on that list. And by doing so, it illuminates the importance of using tragedy to inspire change for the living.

We should always remember Whitney Houston not just for her voice but also for the soul that she put into her singularly unique interpretations of her songs. There is a saying that “nothing comes from nothing”. She could never have sung so beautifully if that music did not come from her spirit which possessed equal resplendence.

And we should also remember that it doesn’t matter how much talent and ability a person has if they lose perspective on the world. Houston had a major drug problem which not only hurt herself but also deprived the world of what she had to offer. The failure to protect that treasure and nurture it properly should be a warning for us all.

There is a predictable flow in the lives of great people: they perspire (to achieve their goals), then inspire (others), then expire. And what really separates the amazing people from just the great ones is that after they expire, their death inspires others far beyond what their lives ever did. I hope that Whitney Houston will go down as one of the greatest. And that’s why we need to use the lessons from her life and death to achieve a greater and better life in the future.

 

 

The Greek Debt Crisis – How History Repeats Itself


The word out of Athens is that the government has passed “something”. The immediate reaction is that the Saudi stock market soared. How foolish.

Folks, we are watching history repeat itself.

Many of my friends who read this blog have been telling me for the past couple of months that I’m foolish to write that Greece will default. They say that Germany and France will never let it happen. They even argue that the European Central Bank (ECB) will never let it happen.

As someone with a fairly significant education in ancient Greece, I feel confident in saying that Greek tragedies are famous because everyone in the audience sees the horrible end coming in a way that only the Greeks could create.

As someone who invests in equities, history interests me because of the advantages it can provide when making decisions about certain stocks.

It’s amazing to me that not a single publication has written an article about how history is repeating itself in such a short period of time before our very eyes.

People, the Greek debt crisis is not much different from the U.S. debt ceiling crisis of the summer of 2011.

Here are the ways:

1) Greece’s Prime Minister Lucas Papedemos bears many similarities to U.S. President Barack Obama. Both men were sucked into a situation that worsened under their watch but which they had very little responsibility for creating.

2) both governments have to deal with fractious parties that care more about the next election than about doing what is truly in the country’s best interest.

3) both countries have too many people who are living lifestyles that are above their means.

4) both countries have waited until the last minute to try and solve the crisis.

5) both countries have taken the absolute most idiotic route to solving their problems.

 

The last point requires some explanation. As we saw last summer, the U.S. congress was a complete circus. You know how a lot of people say that variety is the spice of life? Well, we had too much spice last summer. What we saw is that the only thing worse than having a bipartisan bickering system is a tripartisan one. Instead of just the Democrats and the Republicans, we had to deal with Tea Party Republicans who decided to create their own voting bloc. The result was near-paralysis and failure to pass something until literally the last moment.

What really was stunning is the completely ass-backward way that the agreement was reached. Both sides bickered and grandstanded, then did some dubious compromise with the creation of the infamous “congressional supercommittee”. And that congressional supercommittee did just what we expected: they did nothing. They passed nothing, and so automatic budget cuts took effect.

The real killer was that throughout the whole ordeal, S&P had a blade hanging over the U.S.’s neck. As someone who watched the congressional in-chamber debates at that time, I can’t tell you how many congresspeople stood up and complained that the other party was going to push the U.S. to default and lose its top-level credit status. But I kept wondering when someone would say, “Hey, we just got off the phone with the credit rating agencies, and they say that in order for us to keep our rating, we have to do this and that.” Since every congressperson who took the chamber floor spouted off about how important it was to maintain the U.S.’s credit rating, wouldn’t it have been better to create a proposal directly based on what the credit rating agencies wanted?

Instead, congress finally passed “something”, the people at Standard & Poors (S&P) didn’t like it, and they downgraded the U.S. to AA+ status. I don’t care that it was a “symbolic” loss. A loss is a loss.

And for anyone who truly believes that the U.S. government is going to completely adhere to the budget deficit cuts as stated in the August 2011 agreement, guess again. The people in congress and the President will start using shenanigans to break the agreement. That’s a guarantee.

Now let’s flash-forward to this past week.

Greece is in the news again. The Greek government couldn’t seem to push through a deal because of the issue of pensions. Then we hear that a deal was done on Friday, but then a bunch of their ministers resigned in protest, and some people started having tremendous second thoughts about it (translation: they realized that they would lose re-election by voting for the proposal).

Now comes word that the Greek government has managed to pass something which heads to the Parliament for a vote. Does anyone see where this is heading?

The opposition coalition smells blood in the water. If the opposition coalition votes for the proposal, they have effectively committed political suicide. By voting against the proposal, they can tell the Greek people that they voted against it because they could not stand to see the average Greek person suffer. Of course, they will also insinuate that the ruling party voted for the proposal because it is insensitive to the sufferings of the common Greek people.

But if we are to believe what Eurozone leaders are saying, then the way that this thing is playing out is as backwards as what happened last summer in the U.S.

According to Luxembourg’s Prime Minister Jean-Claude Juncker (who also happens to be the head of the Eurozone group of finance ministers), the deal presented two days ago was not in a form that was acceptable. Then yesterday, we hear that Greece is having major problems trying to get their watered-down version passed because of growing opposition based on the premise that it will impose too great an additional hardship on the Greek people.

So, are we to believe that the Greek proposal that is now on its way for a vote in the Greek parliament is truly stronger than the one from yesterday? Absolutely not. If Juncker et al. thought that the proposal two days ago was inadequate, I can guarantee that the one now going before the Greek parliament within the next two days is even more so.

And this is how history repeats itself. Just as S&P had specific criteria by which they would not downgrade the credit rating of the U.S., the Eurozone finance ministers also have clear ideas about what the Greek proposal needs to ultimately be approved of by those finance ministers. But Papademos’s government most likely is bringing a bill before the Greek parliament that will fail regardless of whether or not it passes parliament.

The reasons are simple: a) the proposal will not cut far enough, and b) German Chancellor Angela Merkel and Juncker want binding promises that the proposal will be upheld regardless of what happens this spring (or sooner) in the upcoming Greek elections.

How can a government that is almost guaranteed to be out of power by the spring convincingly promise the European Union that its promises will be upheld after one of the opposition parties wins? Greece couldn’t keep the last set of promises made in the late summer of 2011 to the Eurozone to receive its most recent tranche of bailout money (and that was when the ruling party didn’t change). So, why should we believe that it will be able to keep this far more difficult promise when a new party takes over this spring?

And by the way, in this repeat of history, Juncker et al. are starting to look like the U.S. CBO (Congressional Budget Office) which kept running the numbers for each new proposal and then issuing a verdict about whether it was a feasible plan.

If the U.S. couldn’t pass anything literally until the final moment, then I don’t see how Greece can do it.

There are a few scenarios that I envision, and none of them are good:

Scenario A:  by some miracle, the current proposal is passed by the Greek parliament. The Eurozone finance ministers look at it and reject it because it doesn’t fulfill all the criteria. They send it back to be revised, and this tug-and-pull goes on right until the February 14th deadline to get a deal done in order to receive the next bailout tranche before the Greek government runs out of money in March. In the end, the Eurozone realizes that for the sake of the four remaining PIIGS countries (Portugal, Ireland, Italy, and Spain), it has to take a tough line and not look weak. Greece defaults.

Scenario B: the proposal isn’t passed by the Greek parliament. Greece defaults

Scenario C: the Greek government and parliament delay a final vote until February 14th. They pass a watered-down version to the Eurozone finance ministers who realize that there is no time to amend it, and the finance ministers get suckered into releasing the next tranche, even though Greece has no intention of really carrying out the steps laid out in the current proposal. Greece knows it, the Eurozone finance ministers know it, and the world remains in eggshells until the summer when the same drama unfolds. The only difference is that by then, Greece’s economy will have further contracted and its sovereign debt will be even greater.

 

By the way, some of you may wonder with all of this history repeating, what is the Greek counterpart for the Tea Party? European Central Bank (ECB) President Mario Draghi. I find it almost laughable that a few days ago he said that there was no way that the ECB was going to take a loss on the Greek debt bonds that it holds. Basically, he was saying that despite all the other private creditors who are going to have to take a 70-75% loss (also known as a “haircut”) on the Greek debt repayment that they are entitled to, the ECB still planned to collect 100% of what it is owed. That had to be as idiotic as what the Tea Party people were saying last summer. And like the Tea Party which in the end acquiesced, yesterday Draghi said that the ECB might consider a significant haircut or major restructuring of the Greek debt it holds.

Draghi also told Ireland in the next breath that it should not expect the same concessions. Wow, at some point we might see history repeat yet again. If the ECB and the Eurozone finance ministers completely backpedal and accept Greece’s current weakened proposal while giving it huge concessions, what will stop Portugal, Ireland, Italy, and Spain from demanding similar treatment?

 

And if you’re investing in the stock market, let’s not forget what happened right after the U.S. passed its last minute proposal: the stock market went on a major downward slide. In many ways, no matter what happens (i.e. whether something gets passed next week or not), the dominoes are already starting to fall. If Greece defaults, there will be even more pressure on the Eurozone to keep the remaining 4 PIIGS countries from following, and that will probably mean steep concessions. If Greece doesn’t default but is able to get its creditors to take an 70-75% “haircut” (and the actual number could be closer to 80%, then there is nothing stopping the remaining 4 PIIGS from applying pressure to get similar treatment. Sudden and sharp austerity measures hurt, and there will be far more pressure on the Eurozone now that China has made its overdue public statement that it will not assist in rescuing the Europeans from their debt crisis.

 

Bill Rancic – The Next Republican Party Candidate for 2016


 

There are few things in the world as sure as President Obama’s re-election this year.

I’m not sure how I feel about that, but I am 100% sure that Republican candidate Rick Santorum has about the same chance of becoming the next U.S. President as I have of being a salmon (no offense to salmon of course). He’s too right-wing for most people, and making statements that global warming is a hoax shows that the accuracy of this thoughts is right up there with those people who believe that the 9/11 Twin Tower attacks were orchestrated by the CIA. C’mon Rick, at least wink at use when you say that global warming is a hoax so that we know that you have to say it but that you don’t really believe it.

As for Mitt Romney, here’s a hint: just be yourself. It was bad enough that he tried to erase all evidence of his universal health care policy plan in Massachusetts by having all of his staffers take advantage of a loophole that allows state employees to buy their computer hard drives. The sad thing is that Romney was trying to do the right thing (and also help Massachusetts hospitals save and insurance companies make a lot of money in the process) by pushing for statewide mandatory healthcare. But he lacked the conviction to be proud of his work and set about trying to erase it from the history books. Now we hear that he is erasing again. Now he is erasing any evidence that he ever thought that Rick Santorum had good qualities.

For those of you not following the Republican presidential race closely, Santorum trounced the field in all 3 elections on Tuesday, February 7th. So, Romney doesn’t have to be overly worried because it wasn’t a death blow, but it was a signal that the race is not going to be the shoe-in that Romney was hoping for. I think that it might also be a way of the voters from those states trying to send him a clear message: STOP SINGING!!!!

Romney’s problem is now that Herman Cain and President Obama have showed off their vocal abilities (and both were quite good), Romney thought he had to show some game and impress the audience with his rendition of “America The Beautiful”.

You can watch the video here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4eLx_V5Xkg&feature=related

For those of you who watched the video, somewhere around 0:35, I think that Romney tries rapping this beloved song, and it comes out sounding just like you’d imagine it to sound from a guy who looks like Romney.

For those brave souls who continued watching, you witnessed a guy who is just so painfully blind to one of his weaknesses: he’s not a great singer. And if there’s one thing that we Americans hate, it’s someone who plays off a glaring weakness as a strength. I think that at the end of the clip, the people in the audience were cheering because Romney finished singing, not because they love him. The high notes were especially chilling, because it’s kind of what you expect someone with advanced emphysema to sound like.

The real problem for the Republicans is that they seem destined to walk into the 2012 Republican Convention with a split decision about who the Republican nominee should be. Romney would do so much better if he could just relax and be himself. I personally believe that he’s probably a good guy, but on the campaign trail, he bears a striking resemblance to that other block of wood: Al Gore. And the big shame of Al Gore was that when he came out with the documentary “An Inconvenient Truth”, many Americans including myself were completely shocked. In that documentary was a guy who we could actually say we would enjoy spending time with. But for some reason, he was horrible during his presidential campaign. Romney is eerily similar. He seems 95% wooden facade and 5% human. He has been woefully unable to connect emotionally with voters because its hard for voters to connect with something that appear as inanimate as Romney.

And if Romney does get the Republican nomination, he will have pissed off so many right-wing conservatives and liberal conservatives that only the moderate conservatives and the guys on Wall Street will vote for him. Not enough. And it will fulfill the wise words of politics:

“Republicans fall in line with their candidate, but Democrats fall in love with theirs.”

Never would this be more true than if it comes down to a Romney vs. Obama 2012 presidential election.

 

The real problem goes much deeper than Mitt Romney or Rick Santorum. The real problem is that the Republican Party is tragically stuck with selecting unelectable candidates.

Let’s think about some of the candidates who were trying to win the Republican nomination:

1) Governor Rick Perry: the guy makes Forrest Gump look eloquent.

2) John Huntsman: the guy is probably extremely capable, but he’s as exciting as a warm cup of water on a hot day.

3) Michelle Bachman: if the ancient Romans and Greeks are correct that “the eyes are the windows to the soul”, then her soul is crazy. And her stand on so many things makes her sound even crazier.

4) Ron Paul: his appearance is so drab and uninspiring that it’s hard for America to truly believe that he has some amazing vision for the country.

5) Newt Gingrich: way too much baggage. If he were a college admissions application, he would be like the high school student with great grades but all sorts of “red flags” in his application essay that leads to an automatic rejection.

6) Herman Cain:  this guy actually built up steam before a bunch of women stepped forward and accused him of sexual misconduct. And as a sign that this guy completely lacks any understanding of how politics works, he openly endorsed Newt Gingrich. Think about that for a second. A guy accused of sexual misconduct by at least four women (and possibly many more if he had stayed in the race) supports a guy who is a known adulterer and who probably changed his wedding vows from “I promise to love and cherish you until death do us part” to “I promise to love and cherish you until you get diagnosed with a serious disease.” Is it any wonder that Gingrich couldn’t win after South Carolina?

7) Sarah Palin:  sure, she didn’t run, but she was thinking about it. The fact that the Republican Party thought that she was a leading voice is a pretty good sign of how out-of-touch that party is with the average American. One thing we definitely know about her and her husband is that if you cross either of them, you’ll need to immediately be enrolled in Witness Protection. If she were our president now, she is so vindictive that she would have already fired much of our nuclear arsenal at Iran. Come to think of it, she probably could watch it since she probably thinks that she can see Iran from her house in Alaska.

 

How about Donald Trump? I actually like Donald Trump. But there is no way that America would ever elect him president because the guy says what he thinks. It’s one of those rare luxuries that a person can have either if he suffers from Pick’s disease or if he is as wealthy as Trump. But it’s something that could cause us to be at war with almost every country on the planet. Imagine a conversation between Trump and Iran’s President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad:

Trump: Look, AJ, you need to get your house in order and let the UN weapons inspectors have full access to your country’s suspected nuclear facilities.

Ahmadinejad: My name is not AJ, it’s President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

Trump: Whatever, I never could pronounce those Arabic names. And those ululations you guys do could wake the dead.

Ahmadinejad: My name is Persian.

Trump: Whatever, you all speak the Arabic out there in the Middle East.

Ahmadinejad: Actually, Iranians speak Farsi (Persian).

Trump: Whatever. Anyhow, you have to do what I say or else YOU’RE FIRED!!!

Ahmadinejad: You can’t fire me. I’m the President of Iran

Trump: Hey AJ, you ever heard of my hit TV show “The Apprentice”? I can fire anyone. Ever heard of Seal Team Six? If I can’t fire you, then I can have you fired upon.

Ahmadinejad: You need to show me more respect!

Trump: Hey AJ, you ever heard of “gunboat diplomacy”? Power gives you respect. And if you hadn’t noticed from some of your recently departed terrorist friends, America is constantly evolving as our technology gets better. So, now we have a newly coined term “drone diplomacy”. Our drones can take you out anywhere anytime. Respect that!

Ahmadinejad: You offend me!

Trump: Hey AJ,trust me, with a snap of my fingers I can get rid of that and every other emotion you might be harboring. You either do it my way or we’re giving you a one-way ticket to the afterlife.

 

The point is that Donald Trump is not a man of subtleties. And that makes him seem abrasive, but I actually like those kinds of people. Unfortunately, the majority of Americans want a president who caters to their desires, and that’s not Trump’s style. So, there’s absolutely no way he will ever become president of the U.S.

However, from within his circles lies the person I would target to be the Republican candidate in 2016: Bill Rancic.

Some of you might remember Rancic as the first winner of Trump’s TV reality show “The Apprentice”. Others of you might know Rancic as the husband of E! news anchor Guiliana DePandi Rancic who was diagnosed with cancer and then had a double radical mastectomy.

Throughout the entire ordeal, Bill Rancic stood by his wife. Let’s assume that he hasn’t been cheating with someone else. If so, then he represents everything that Newt Gingrich is not: young, hip, a loyal spouse, a spouse who doesn’t run away when a bad medical diagnosis appears…

Bill’s a guy who could have cross-party appeal. And he doesn’t have all the baggage of having to appease the ultra-conservatives. What’s even better is that big money will support him because he’s rich and he also has had past connections with tobacco via his cigar company.

When the guy smiles, he looks genuine and warm. This is in stark contrast to Michelle Bachman whose smile could freeze a pizza cooking in the oven.

His time being a TV personality gives him an expertise that Romney would kill for. Bill looks as trusting as Romney looks insincere (regardless of whether it’s true or not).

In short, the Republican Party better start grooming someone like Bill Rancic now, because the only way a Republican candidate could win the 2012 election is if the following things happen:

1) the stock market melts down.

2) Greece defaults on its sovereign debt, Portugal also defaults, and the Euro starts to go into freefall.

3) gas prices shoot up to $5 a gallon.

4) labor statistic revisions come out with much greater unemployment numbers.

5) sometime around September 2012, U.S. unemployment hits 9.5%.

 

Short of these things occurring, the best chance the Republicans have is to prepare someone like Bill Rancic for the 2016 election. Everyone in the Republican race now is toxic. The Republican Party’s best hope is to groom a new crop of hopefuls, because I would bet a lot of money that during the next four years, Hilary Clinton is going to be grooming her image to run for president in 2016. And she will be a formidable opponent.

 

The Last Deception of the Greek Debt Crisis: Pensions


For those of you who have been reading my previous posts on this issue, you know that I believe a Greek default is inevitable. The only question is when it will occur and whether it will be orderly or chaotic.

You can believe everything that Germany’s Angela Merkel tells you, or you can go a little deeper. There are clear reasons why she is so adamant about keeping Greece on the Euro: the domino effect.For her to say that Greece is a vital part of the Eurozone is not exactly true. The loss of Greece is not what really worries her. What worries her is the ramifications that the loss of Greece could have.

I don’t completely buy the idea that Portugal, Italy, Ireland, and Spain will immediately default if Greece does. However, something almost as bad could happen: those four countries could use a Greek default as a major bargaining chip to gain tremendous concessions from bondholders. If bondholders of Greek debt are willing to take a 70% “haircut”, then why shouldn’t the people of Portugal, Italy, Ireland, and Spain also get the same concession?

The problem with Merkel’s current plan is that she’s treating the PIIGS (Portugal, Ireland, Italy, Greece and Spain) countries as if they are individual people. Yes, if you have a lot of debt, then you have to cut out those trips to Starbucks and you might have to buy fewer pairs of designer jeans. However, the austerity cuts that Merkel is spearheading ignore the fact that countries are far more complex than an individual person.

The PIIGS countries can say that they will conduct austerity measures, but how much has it really helped them? Every single one of those countries has greater debt now than when they started their austerity measures. Beyond a certain point, greater austerity leads to greater beliefs of the affected individuals that money has to be hoarded for fear of running out of it. This will lead individuals to spend less and cheat more on their taxes. Translation: Greece’s ability to repay its debts will worsen instead of improving. Also, beyond a further point, people get incredibly angry. This is where Greece is at.

Greece Prime Minister Lucas Papdemos wants to save face, so he told the world yesterday that the ruling parties of Greece have agreed on all the requirements for the next tranche of Euro bailout money except one: pensions.

That makes it sound like 99% of the deal is done, and that is the great deception of the situation. This is kind of like saying that 95% of a car works perfectly, but there’s a problem with the final 5%: the engine.

It’s amazing to me that I’ve read so many articles about the Greek debt crisis, and yet, no one ever gives me numbers as a normal Greek person would see them. This is the key, because Greece is ultimately controlled by the masses.

So, after talking with several retired people from Greece, here is what the problem is as they see it. A year ago, many retired government workers (a hefty percentage of all retired people in Greece) were receiving approximately 1200 Euros (about $1600) per month for their pension. Then the Greek government cut that to 1000 Euros last summer, then it was cut to 800 Euros last fall, and the government is telling pensioners that it will most likely be cut again to 600 Euros soon (and maybe to 500 Euros with the new requirements from Merkel et al.).

There are many average Germans who are angry at the Greeks. The average German believes that the Greeks have been living a lifestyle that is way above their means. And they are probably correct. So, the average German wants the Greeks to do what Germans have done in crisis: cut and conserve. Of course, the average German also wants Greece to continue giving Germany the lion’s share of the lucrative construction contracts in Greece and for Greeks to continue buying German goods.But we can’t blame the Germans for wanting to profit from Greece’s misery.

The average German will argue that the Greece’s pension age of 61 is ridiculous when it is 69 in Germany. The average German will argue that the Greek pension system is too generous when Greek civil servants with 35 years of service and at least 58 years of age can retire on 80% of their final salary while Germans need 40 years of service and get only 70% of their final salary. And what really infuriates Germans are the reports that despite Greece offering such generous pensions, the amount contributed by Greek government bodies to fund pensions has been highly inadequate for years.

And so we arrive at the heart of the matter: the deception of how critical the Greek pension is to the whole debt crisis.

As Papademos says, it is the final unresolved issue, but unfortunately it is also the key issue. And it is highly unlikely that Merkel could accept the current deal without more concessions on Greek pensions. With a significant contraction over the past 4 years in the Greek economy and its highly inadequate funding for its pension system, Greece won’t be getting out of debt but rather heading further into it for the foreseeable future.

Again, from the average German perspective, Greeks are like spoiled children. Since pensions are based on one’s final year of working base salary, having the highest salary the year before retirement is incredibly important. In the currently “approved” deal, the Greek government will lower the minimum wage by 20% from 751 Euros per month to 600. To anyone outside of Germany, that sounds like a significant cut. But for Germans, this is another example of how Greece is living beyond their means. Why? Because there is no minimum wage in Germany (except for certain collective bargaining agreements by certain unions).

People talk all the time about the “German miracle” and how Germany is a classic example of how to build a powerful economy. Well, that’s true. But understand that there is no free ride. Germany’s resurgence comes at a price: abuse of the lower working class. And when Germans look at their country which produces top-line products and has no minimum wage, and then they look at Greece which produces just about nothing and has a minimum wage of 751 Euros, well, it’s not so hard to understand why the average German is upset with Greece.

What is more troubling about the whole Greek debt crisis is the power of the masses. The key reason why the pension system became so screwed up was because of Greek politicians trying to win votes. In a manner that should remind Americans of Newt Gingrich these days, Greek politicians have a significant history of promising voters all sorts of great benefits in order to secure their votes. Now that Gingrich has offered to build a colony on the moon, Greek politicians might have to offer colonies on Mars to make the offer look sexier.

And those same politicians who now hold office know that of all the issues on the table, none is more important for their continued survival in the upcoming spring elections in Greece than the issue of pensions.

Papademos is now in the same situation as his predecessor George Papandreou was: if he is seen as the primary force behind pushing for further pension cuts, his party will get crushed in the upcoming elections (if not earlier). And any of the three major parties in Greece which gives its backing to further pension cuts will also run the risk of getting destroyed by the Greek voters in a few months.

With that as a backdrop, and with the levels that pensions have already been cut, this is why there is an impasse right now. Greek pensioners and their relatives feel that the pension problem is not their fault, so why should they have to suffer so much for it. And there isn’t a single American who would calmly accept seeing his/her pension cut 50% within a year.

I’ve said it before, and now I’ll repeat it. The smartest guy in this whole mess was former Greek Prime Minister George Papandreou. He walked into a horrible situation where the true extent of Greece’s debt was hidden from him. But fortunately he got out to avoid the chance of being the Prime Minister when Greece defaults or when the Greek people completely turn on the government.

Merkel and her fellow Germans want Greece and all the other PIIGS countries to suck it up for a few years and deal with a substantially lowered lifestyle. It seems so logical because that’s what Germany would do, and that’s what Germany has done in the past when crises hit. But that’s not what Greece has done, and that’s not what the average Greek wants to do.

The pension situation is so crucial that I’m sure Merkel has a second great fear (her first great fear is a current Greek default): even if Papademos somehow manages to convince all three ruling parties of Greece to accept slashing pensions further, how can the current Greek government possibly guarantee that these austerity measures will continue after Papademos’s party gets shredded in the spring elections?

The answer is that it can’t.

You can be sure that when the spring rolls around, Greek opposition parties will be offering amazing things to Greek voters in order to take control of the government. It’s what got Greece into their current severely underfunded pension system crisis, and it’s what will cause the Greeks to break any promise they sign now.

This is why Merkel was pushing for Greece to give up its sovereignty and allow other countries to manage Greece’s debt: she isn’t trying to embarrass Papademos. Rather, she is trying to get some sort of guarantee that the Eurozone isn’t pouring its money down a bottomless hole. She is trying to establish some way of returning money to creditors to inspire some sort of confidence that Greece can get back on track.

And the sad truth is that Merkel knows that as long as the pension issue is unresolved, all promises from the Greek government are worthless in the future.

Papademos isn’t an idiot. He knows that if he signs any sort of deal to cut pensions further he can tell the Greek people that he had absolutely no choice. But the truth is that he just has to count the days until he is replaced by a future Prime Minister who will promise the Greek people everything and do no better than Papademos. It’s really the only way this can play out.